Imagine your icon and you watching a movie and eating popcorn and potato rings. You icon gets a potato ring stuck to their ringfinger so they take another potato ring and sticks it onto your ringfinger whispering “We’re married now.”
I am ok with this
IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was
"are u left handed or right handed?"
when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving
i would hire him for this flyer alone
do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”
when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
most accurate chart i’ve ever made
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.